Friday Fun – Imaginary Careers

Some wonderful suggestions for Friday Fun over the last week and the competition has been extremely tough. However, I have decided on my top three which are as follows:

3rd place – Conor Cronin with “Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country…in bed!”

2nd place – Elaine Griffin with “I did not have sexual relations with that woman…in bed!”

1st place – Karen Stevens with “I can resist everything but temptation…in bed!”

Well done Karen – your imaginary cheque for £1,000,000 is getting lost in the post as I type!

For this week’s Friday Fun you need to come up with your ideal imaginary career. Here are a few to get you started:

Politician puncher; beer drinker; and lady garden topiarist.

Have fun! Take part! Get involved!

Friday Fun – In Bed!

Some brilliant posts already today! Any more for any more?

Simply add “in bed” to the end of a famous quote and join in the fun! Check out the competition in the comments page!

Have you ever thought that a famous quote was lacking something? Well, here’s your chance to improve it! Simply add the suffix “In bed” to any famous quote and I’m pretty sure it will be improved immeasurably! Here’s a few to get you started:

You can’t handle the truth…in bed.

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears…in bed.

Ich bin ein berliner…in bed.

Girls just wanna have fun…in bed!

Away you go! Take part! Get involved!

PS For added spice going forward, each week I will announce my top three favourites, so you’re now playing for the metaphorical gold, silver and bronze!

First drafts finished!

Just back from a fab hol in Turkey where I managed to complete the first drafts of two Kindle Singles – Friday’s Child and Divorcing Mum (both working titles)!

Now the hard work starts with editing those drafts, along with a third Kindle Single – The Principle, and preparing them for publication later this summer!

Can’t wait to get stuck into them!

Friday Fun – Lyrics

Alternative explanations/meanings to lyrics this week! A few examples to give you the idea:

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? – Worms perhaps!

Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was seventeen? – No mate, it’s because you live in Britain!

Grease is the word. – No it’s not! The bird is the word!

Away you go! Take part! Get involved!

Friday Fun – Acronyms

A brilliant effort last week in the Prequels challenge including, Conceived on the Fourth of October, S1x, Three Men and Some Spunk, Bruce Wayne – The Playboy Years, 006 and The Birth of Brian!

This week the challenge is to give new, more appropriate meaning to well known acronyms. Here’s a few to get you started:

FSA (Financial Services Authority) – Fools Surrendering Assets; EDL (English Defence League) – Eejits, Dunces & Losers; PM (Prime Minister) – Prime Muppet!

Away you go! Take part! Get involved!

My Better Half – Free!

It’s summer holiday season! It’s time to get a few books on your Kindle for those lazy days by the pool or on the beach! So to get you started, My Better Half is free to download for three days only – today, tomorrow and Monday! So don’t delay, download it here now!

Amazon.co.uk

http://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Better-Half-ebook/dp/B006SKJ9VM/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1370080230&sr=8-2&keywords=my+better+half

Amazon.com

http://www.amazon.com/My-Better-Half-ebook/dp/B006SKJ9VM/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1370080269&sr=8-6&keywords=my+better+half